Jokes for a happy pregnancy! :D

Originally Posted by Idalia

My father and stepmother knew that my baby brother was going
to have to be born by Caesarean. Nonetheless, flush with parental
enthusiasm, they decided that Dad was to take photos of the event.
The roll of film was duly taken and sent off to be processed,
however when we got the little package back we found it to be full
of someone's holiday snaps. There had been a mix-up and someone
else was, at that very moment, finding photos of an operation
instead of beaches and smiling faces...

When the developers arranged a swap they told us the other people
had been "very upset".

Originally Posted by Abana

A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he seems even more amused.

She moves a third time, and he starts to giggle. On her fourth move, he bursts out laughing.

They both get off the bus at the next stop. The pregnant woman is furious and demands an explanation. "What exactly is so damn funny?"

"I'm sorry, ma'am," replies the giggling man. "But I couldn't help noticing you're pregnant, and when you first sat down, you sat under an advertisement which read 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.' Then you sat under an ad that read 'Sloan's Liniments Remove Swelling.' Then you moved under a deodorant advertisement which read 'William's Stick Did the Trick.' And I just couldn't hold it in any longer when you moved a fourth time and sat under a tire advertisement which read 'Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident.'"

LOL

Originally Posted by Idalia

My father and stepmother knew that my baby brother was going
to have to be born by Caesarean. Nonetheless, flush with parental
enthusiasm, they decided that Dad was to take photos of the event.
The roll of film was duly taken and sent off to be processed,
however when we got the little package back we found it to be full
of someone's holiday snaps. There had been a mix-up and someone
else was, at that very moment, finding photos of an operation
instead of beaches and smiling faces...

When the developers arranged a swap they told us the other people
had been "very upset".

Originally Posted by Idalia

My father and stepmother knew that my baby brother was going
to have to be born by Caesarean. Nonetheless, flush with parental
enthusiasm, they decided that Dad was to take photos of the event.
The roll of film was duly taken and sent off to be processed,
however when we got the little package back we found it to be full
of someone's holiday snaps. There had been a mix-up and someone
else was, at that very moment, finding photos of an operation
instead of beaches and smiling faces...

When the developers arranged a swap they told us the other people
had been "very upset".