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Old 04-07-2013  
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Had a tummy ache laughing on this one.

And here's my fave:

What is the most common pregnancy craving?
~For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

 
Old 04-13-2013  
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Haha, this just really made my day. LOL!
 
Old 04-13-2013  
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I love these two:

Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
~Yes, but it’s much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.


My husband and I are very attractive. I’m sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
~Your therapist.

LOL!
 
Old 04-13-2013  
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OMG, I never thought these treats will be posted while I was on my maternity leave! LOLing to these funny shares!
 
Old 04-14-2013  
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OMG, I never thought these treats will be posted while I was on my maternity leave! LOLing to these funny shares!
That's our welcome treat to your comeback Baha!
 
Old 04-18-2013  
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OMG, I never thought these treats will be posted while I was on my maternity leave! LOLing to these funny shares!
Take it easy Baha!
 
Old 04-19-2013  
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OMG, I never thought these treats will be posted while I was on my maternity leave! LOLing to these funny shares!
Welcome back! ^^ That's good! Laugh and have fun~
 
Old 04-21-2013  
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Yeah, good to have you back Baha!

From what I've posted, this is just my fave:

My husband and I are very attractive. I’m sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
~Your therapist.

 
Old 04-21-2013  
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Yeah, good to have you back Baha!

From what I've posted, this is just my fave:

My husband and I are very attractive. I’m sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
~Your therapist.

Ditto. Unimaginable couple if there's one saying those! Haha!

Baha, I know you're enjoying your time now with your cute baby. Cheers!
 
Old 04-21-2013  
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Had a tummy ache laughing on this one.

And here's my fave:

What is the most common pregnancy craving?
~For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Haha! Oh when will this happen for real?!!
 
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